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	<title>The Many Rants of Growlbert</title>
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		<title>The Many Rants of Growlbert</title>
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		<title>Pass Me My Pipe!</title>
		<link>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/15/pass-me-my-pipe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Writing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[no internet]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://growlbert.wordpress.com/?p=75</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  Sadly I have been without the internet for what seems like forever!  It&#8217;s probably been more like a week or a little over that. 
Phew!  That was one of the most difficult things that I&#8217;ve ever had to do!!  Seriously&#8230;I can&#8217;t believe how dependent I have become on the internet.  I feel lost without it. 
But [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=growlbert.wordpress.com&blog=3201234&post=75&subd=growlbert&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Every crackhead (bloghead?) needs one!</media:title>
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		<title>Deadground</title>
		<link>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/09/deadground/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>growlbert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creativity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Writing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dead children]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://growlbert.wordpress.com/?p=73</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
part 2 of my fictional saga
It didn’t take too long for the rains to come. The weatherman has been promising showers all week. Of course they would come now. Why couldn’t this tragedy happen during the summertime? What are the odds of the shit hitting the fan now? Pretty good I guess.
My cigarettes got soaked. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=growlbert.wordpress.com&blog=3201234&post=73&subd=growlbert&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">What the schmuck is going on?</media:title>
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		<title>Insert Cool Ethical Title Here.</title>
		<link>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/09/insert-cool-ethical-title-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>growlbert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[AIDS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ethics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[group projects]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Plato]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://growlbert.wordpress.com/?p=71</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  I took an ethics class last semester. I took it simply because I thought that it would be an easy A and I needed the 3 credits to be eligible for full time financial aid benefits. Let me tell you that (for me) it was the hardest darn class that I’ve EVER taken in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=growlbert.wordpress.com&blog=3201234&post=71&subd=growlbert&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">I think therefore...</media:title>
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		<title>Pack A Smokes</title>
		<link>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/pack-a-smokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>growlbert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cigarettes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[earthquake]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smoking]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://growlbert.wordpress.com/?p=69</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
part 1 of my fictional saga
I’m not a smoker. Up until today I’ve never even smoked a cigarette once in my life and I never planned on it. But something strange happens to you when everyone and everything around you is destroyed. It’s a very unsettling feeling when you don’t know if anyone beside yourself [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=growlbert.wordpress.com&blog=3201234&post=69&subd=growlbert&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You</title>
		<link>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/07/you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 17:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>growlbert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Depression]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dark times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[troubles]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://growlbert.wordpress.com/?p=67</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  It’s beginning to feel similar to how it felt right before He left. I really don’t want to go down that road again – not now – not ever.
I don’t know what you’re feeling right now, but I know that you are not happy. I understand that life cannot always be full of joy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=growlbert.wordpress.com&blog=3201234&post=67&subd=growlbert&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">growlbert</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">Please don't block me out.  I'm here.  Talk to me.</media:title>
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		<title>Porno Beef</title>
		<link>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/06/porno-beef/</link>
		<comments>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/06/porno-beef/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>growlbert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fantasy sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[implants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masturbation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sluts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vibrator]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://growlbert.wordpress.com/?p=65</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  This is probably way too much information about my life, but hey, what the frak is a blog for anyway?
That’s right, you heard me. I said frak. So what? So what if I’m an obsessed Battlestar Galactica fan who daydreams day and night of being Starbuck. Not that I don’t enjoy my life as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=growlbert.wordpress.com&blog=3201234&post=65&subd=growlbert&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">What's a the big deal baby?  It's just a fantasy!</media:title>
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		<title>Bloggers Block</title>
		<link>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/bloggers-block/</link>
		<comments>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/bloggers-block/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>growlbert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Creativity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Writing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[freestyle writing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[writers block]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://growlbert.wordpress.com/?p=62</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  I’m not sure why I have such a strong desire to write, but I do. Perhaps it’s something that is passed along genetically, which could explain things, as my Mother is a writer.
But I suppose that the reason why I want to write isn’t really all that important. Perhaps it’s enough simply to know [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=growlbert.wordpress.com&blog=3201234&post=62&subd=growlbert&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Once upon a time…no that’s not it…One day in the month of July…</media:title>
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		<title>Ode to Squirrel</title>
		<link>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/04/ode-to-squirrel/</link>
		<comments>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/04/ode-to-squirrel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>growlbert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Outdoors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[True Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[backpacking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bobcats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Camping]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hiking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[squirrels]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://growlbert.wordpress.com/?p=59</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  (Technically this is not an ode &#8211; as an ode is a poem &#8211; but this is a tribute to my friend the squirrel.)
Let me begin by saying that I love the outdoors and that any friend of nature is a friend of mine, but sometimes the reality of it can be distressing. Last [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=growlbert.wordpress.com&blog=3201234&post=59&subd=growlbert&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Squirrel oh squirrel you were so brave, I wish I had not brought thee to thy grave.</media:title>
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		<title>Letter to a Friend</title>
		<link>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/04/letter-to-a-friend/</link>
		<comments>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/04/letter-to-a-friend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:12:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>growlbert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Friendship]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[helping a friend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[losing a parent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sympathy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://growlbert.wordpress.com/?p=57</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  What do you do when someone that you know is hurting because they have recently lost a loved one? How can you help them through their pain? Can you help them?
I know the pain of  losing a parent and because of my experience I feel deeply moved whenever I hear of someone who [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=growlbert.wordpress.com&blog=3201234&post=57&subd=growlbert&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Dear Friend…</media:title>
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		<title>Apple Pie Greatnola</title>
		<link>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/apple-pie-greatnola/</link>
		<comments>http://growlbert.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/apple-pie-greatnola/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>growlbert</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Recipes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple pie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breakfast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cereal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[granola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[health food]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[  I absolutely love to bake.  So periodically I will be posting some recipes on here to share with anyone who is interested. 
Today I want to share my own crafted Apple Pie Granola &#8211; which I have called greatnola.
Enjoy!!
Ingredients:
2 cups old-fashioned oats
1/2 cup oat bran 
2 Tbs. dark brown sugar
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 cup honey
3 Tbs. flavorless oil, such [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=growlbert.wordpress.com&blog=3201234&post=56&subd=growlbert&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Yum yum eat it up!</media:title>
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